Just a reminder, men - when you choose hunting partners, you do so with the same care and deliberation with which God chose JC and His apostles. I pray you hear me on this.
I went on a moose hunt light years ago with a man I shall call Skinbag. His backside looked like that pic above because he had two bungholes. Or at least I think so… but I only ever saw the one that was smack dab between his shoulder blades.
Don’t ask me how I know this. I have seen things no man is meant to see…😵
The horror… the horror…