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Tuesday, 20 September 2022

2022 Hunting Season

 


Just a reminder, men - when you choose hunting partners, you do so with the same care and deliberation with which God chose JC and His apostles. I pray you hear me on this.

I went on a moose hunt light years ago with a man I shall call Skinbag. His backside looked like that pic above because he had two bungholes. Or at least I think so… but I only ever saw the one that was smack dab between his shoulder blades. 

Don’t ask me how I know this. I have seen things no man is meant to see…😵

The horror… the horror…

3 comments:

  1. I am happy to say, I have no idea what in the hell you talking about.
    and I also think I may be better off for it too.

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  3. My older brother slipped and sat on his ass while carrying a 300lb manhole cover. Damaged his spine, took a couple of surgeries and a couple of years before he could get back on his feet, but the spinal surgery scar plus the compression effect of going from 6 foot to 5-foot-8 makes it look like his ass crack starts between his shoulder blades. Bro's got an ass 3 foot long.

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