Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Monday, 12 September 2022



 I was hanging out with the stupid and bad kids and we were all smoking and gobbing and minding our own business when this chick came strolling up and told us to hand over Quartermain - or else. What were we supposed to do? Just take it???

My lightning fast 45s came out in a flash. Pete spun his quaterstaff in his fingers like a parade majorette twirls her baton. Jack hauled out his bastard long sword, Cederq brought up his halberd… and three seconds later we were all beaten to a bloody green pulp! “WTF was that?” I croaked. Pete coughed and spat up some blood, Cederq was hanging up in a tree, unconscious… and Jack was out cold too! She trussed Quartermain up like a hog and carried him off… and he didn’t even put up a fight!

We really need to put some serious work in on our villainy, men. 

11 comments:

  1. Dressed that way, I suspect you were over stating your reaction time a bit. Tree Mike

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  2. Did she want the gold member?

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  3. That is not the way, Cedreq tells the story.
    You just can't believe anything you haven't seen for yourself anymore.

    Deathray

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  4. Did I get to brush by those excellent nipples on my unconscious flight to the tree branches?

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  5. So, Death, I embellished a little... I didn't want to look like a total pansy.

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  7. I tried to get her to tie me up, beat me, and make me write bad checks - but she took off like a raped ape. What can I say?

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