Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Saturday, 24 September 2022

I’ll Be Da….Darned…πŸ˜‡

 



A lot of things make sense about Sterling Archer when you look at his mom. She is manipulative, deceitful, tough, forward thinking, practical…and a magnificent old bitch with a rapier like wit. Other times, she is a petulant fish wife that couldn’t find her own ass with both hands. Her son would be offended if someone were to tell him how much like his mother he actually was. 

I am no turtle-necked super spy, and Mom is no alcohol swilling super snark machine… but I saw a rather rancid meme of Mallory… and thought, “That is my mom….”. And I started laughing. I had to stifle it because my wife is sleeping beside me, but I can’t help it. She thrashes in exasperation and rolls over, trying not to wake up, and I want to laugh even harder. I think I shat the bed!

πŸ˜†πŸ‘

Pa Filthie is dopey and exhausted, but now he’s semi-lucid and capable of some reasoning. He’s cracking jokes at the nurses and doctors and threatening to flash them. He is having odd dreams too - he woke up convinced that Big Bro was a member of some pervert polygamy cult in BC. (That’s plausible). Mom loudly apologized to the staff for her asshole of a husband whom is actually a nice man when he’s not full of drugs and pain. Pop is in tough shape… but he’s still with us. The doctors also found a mass in his lungs they don’t like the look of… but that is a battle for another day. For now… Pop is still with us. And Mom may not kill me  with a .44 magnum. (Or vice versa…). For now. Perhaps the prayers were heard. Thank God.

And thank YOU again for your kind words and prayers. We are going to be alright, and these days… ya can’t ask for much more than that.

3 comments:

  1. One of the best fan theories I've seen about archer is he's autistic. He treats everyone the way he does because that's how his mum treated him, so he thinks that's normal. Makes a lot of sense, but kind of immaterial to how good the show it.

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  3. Bless you Glenn, spend every minute you can with him. Dad broke his hip in March, died this past Friday. Most of it was fine, the last 3 weeks 'bout kilt me.
    I have yet to hoist a glass to Pa, its still too fresh. Prepare yourself and make every moment count - you won't regret that.

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