Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Sunday, 25 September 2022

King Arthur’s Sword And The Holy Hand Grenade


I’ve prolly got the originals stashed somewhere down in 
The Reclusium.
I keep finding ammo and tools and guns down there that I forgot I had.
Gawd only knows what else is down there.

Yep…there it is.
I think we finally found Phil too! 

I remember now. We couldn’t get the lid off the Lost
Ark and he thought we might be able to
pry it off with the Excalibur…


  1. "Three is the number thou shalt count". A specialty product from Antioch.....

  2. What is the relative airspeed of an unladen swallow?

  3. I want a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! Take my money!