WTF is this? "Queen Consort"? Your Majesty - do you seriously expect me to say that with a straight face? I really wonder what planet I'm on these days what with all these senile geriatrics running around with their hysterics and histrionics.
I'm a good shit and I know ya gotta resepect your elders. I haven't shot my mother (yet) - but I could, and it would be a justifiable homo-cide too! HAR HAR HAR!!! I just laughed when Biden woke up as Adolf Hitler the other day and did a speech threatening half his people with death and damnation.
So here they are, ascending to their rightful thrones for the first time amidst pomp and ceremony! And for me - a lowly commoner from the colonies up in Canada... I can only think of the appropriate music for the occasion: