Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Monday, 26 September 2022

The Ravages Of Age

 One of the great injustices of life is that - over night - you go from being a handsome young horny toad… to being a disgusting dirty old man like Kim du Toit.




He was lusting over old fatties and old chit box Euro cars the other day, and I think one of ‘em was one a those rattly old Citroen junkers. Citroen…? That’s fwench for lemons, inninit? When life hands ya lemons, ya make lemonade. When ya blog site is a thunderbox, well…we see a lot a lemonade round here if ya catch my drift. 

Errrr… what was I talking about, again? I seem to have lost my train of thought…


3 comments:

  1. Ummm.....Er.....I think my train of thought just derailed into a tangled mess. But then, I'm of an age where I can only growl: "Flaunt it while you got it honeybunch, it's gonna fade soon enough."

    ReplyDelete
  2. Lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet, but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat.

    ReplyDelete