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Are farts aqueous? Perhaps something involving a moist sponge… 🤔
It looks like he is smelling that fart. He is saying DANG! What the hell died?
ReplyDeleteThe World must have some rating of odorosity which determines the lethality of said body gas. We already have weather warnings on UV ray strength, and bad allergy days. Isn't this knowledge worth having? What would the name of this rating be ?
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Fart lethality is measured on a logarithmic scale uses bouquet and loudness to derive a rating. A five on The Rectum Scale is survivable, and will generate attention. Lethality and increases dramatically at about 7 or 8...
DeleteI bet you prestage a ripper and then cover your poor wife's head with the covers and then let fly... mucus and faeces be damned!
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ReplyDeleteNever pet the fart kitties....
I dunno...but this post only made me think of Aesop's latest Nordstream Tales featuring the Evil Vlad.
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ReplyDeleteNever trust one if you're over 50.
ReplyDeletedoes a particle fart with a side of gravy count?
ReplyDeletealmond milk gives you a fart with the same volume ( physical, not sound ) as the quantity of almond milk you drank. dry and odorless.
V8 Splash gives tuba toots, and makes the side of gravy orange.
cauliflower or Brussel sprouts for rank and putrid.