Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Thursday, 27 October 2022

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My grandad was English and my gramma was
a scot. As a little one I learned that you did NOT eat the candy there.

What those guys do to food (haggis, blood pie, faggots and peas, etc.) -
they also do to candy.

I am convinced that Englishmen are behind this nonsense.

13 comments:

  1. I could eat that as a child, but I also ate alpo, worms and dirt. Well, until I learned to read and found out they put horse hair in alpo.

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  2. Haggis and blood pudding are just tasty AF to me. I don't know what's wrong with me. But yeah, British candy tastes like a nursing home smells.

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  3. The truly amazing thing is that bad as their food is, they're as fat as they are.

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  4. The pictured 'candy corn' now comes in several different varieties. The caramel apple flavor piques my taste buds. Alas, I've become diabetic in my old age, so sweets like this are severely restricted. So a couple of pieces at a time are the rule, not the exception. Durn it !

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  5. Brach's Candy Corn is the best, and I never get tired of biting off the yellow part and shoving the remains between my upper lip and gums to make fangs. Guaranteed eye rolls from everyone present! Buy the time Halloween is over, I have had my fill for the year.

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  6. Mix the candy corn with dry roasted salted peanuts. Much better!

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    1. Caramel and peanuts ... yes, that does sound like a good combination. Thanks for the suggestion.

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    2. can you say Payday candy bar

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  7. Ya'll don't want to eat insects? Well, the coating on candy corn is an exoskeleton fragments of a beetle that gives it a shiny luster... bon appetit.

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  8. I still like Candycorn, corn on the cob, not on the cob and all others as well.

    Bear Claw

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  9. When it comes to candy corn, I'd just as soon eat a mouthful of June bugs. Same category as boiled peanuts.

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  10. I hated that shit...thanks for the bad memories!

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