Unbeknownst to anyone are the horrors and pain I sadisticlly inflict on poor defenseless animals. Cats are my favourite victims.
Back when I had cats I was a master of torturing felines. I'd get
a piece of masking tape and stick it on their foot... and watch them flip out!
Or put one of the old lady's clothes pins on their tail...
or pull a sweaty old sock over their heads.
Never tried this one before though.
If you have a place you can do something like this... the yuks
might be worth the clean up...!
HAR HAR HAR!!!!
That good stuff! Shoulda filled balloon with habanero sauce!
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ReplyDeleteI'm a cat AND a dog guy. We've always lived rural, so we needed self activated rodent hunter/killers. With that said, while torturing them with love, wife figured out if you cut up a tube sock and put the tube on between front and back legs, they have a hell of a time trying to walking. Funny as hell! They end up giving you the WTF look.
ReplyDeleteTree Mike
Remember, Glen---the SPECIAL hell.
ReplyDeleteI have a Horse. He weighs about 2100 Pounds. I NEVER play Tricks on Him.
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ReplyDeleteYeah, I know it's all in "fun", but how would you like it if the roles were reversed?