Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Saturday, 29 October 2022

Filthie's Reclusium: Chamber Of Horrors And Torture

 Unbeknownst to anyone are the horrors and pain I sadisticlly inflict on poor defenseless animals. Cats are my favourite victims.





Back when I had cats I was a master of torturing felines. I'd get 
a piece of masking tape and stick it on their foot... and watch them flip out!
Or put one of the old lady's clothes pins on their tail...
or pull a sweaty old sock over their heads.

Never tried this one before though. 
If you have a place you can do something like this... the yuks
might be worth the clean up...!

HAR HAR HAR!!!!


8 comments:

  1. That good stuff! Shoulda filled balloon with habanero sauce!

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  2. I like to make the wife's cats as comfortable as possible. SO they go to sleep and not bother me.

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  3. I love cats, Filthie. I take them to the range with me all the time.

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  5. I'm a cat AND a dog guy. We've always lived rural, so we needed self activated rodent hunter/killers. With that said, while torturing them with love, wife figured out if you cut up a tube sock and put the tube on between front and back legs, they have a hell of a time trying to walking. Funny as hell! They end up giving you the WTF look.
    Tree Mike

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  6. Remember, Glen---the SPECIAL hell.

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  7. I have a Horse. He weighs about 2100 Pounds. I NEVER play Tricks on Him.

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  8. Cowards pick on small creatures.
    Yeah, I know it's all in "fun", but how would you like it if the roles were reversed?

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