Hrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm…. I keep hearing that voice….softly calling. Is it the October wind, whistling through the eaves? No. No, it’s not. It’s a woman. She’s calling….!
“Fffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiithiiiiieeeee…. Come down to me, Filthie!…..Ffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllthieeeeeee….”
And - what’s that?!?! Chains clinking and rattling down in the Reclusium!?!? I suppose I could just leave and never come back…but… what the hell, eh? I’m gonna go down and check it out. I could take my 4,000,000 BTU flashlight…but this candle oughtta do the trick…
If anything happens to me please send a group of shrieking big boobed blonde bimbos to investigate! For those with little ones… I hope you make out like bandits tonight, and have a happy Halloween.