Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Monday, 31 October 2022

Something Here From Somewhere Else

 


Hrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm…. I keep hearing that voice….softly calling. Is it the October wind, whistling through the eaves? No. No, it’s not. It’s a woman. She’s calling….!


“Fffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiithiiiiieeeee…. Come down to me, Filthie!…..Ffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllthieeeeeee….”

And - what’s that?!?! Chains clinking and rattling down in the Reclusium!?!? I suppose I could just leave and never come back…but… what the hell, eh? I’m gonna go down and check it out. I could take my 4,000,000 BTU flashlight…but this candle oughtta do the trick…

If anything happens to me please send a group of shrieking big boobed  blonde bimbos to investigate! For those with little ones… I hope you make out like bandits tonight, and have a happy Halloween.



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