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Friday, 28 October 2022

The Filthie Girl Watcher: The Bitches

Good morning everyone, and welcom to the Thunderbox! We're so glad to have you here! Today we are going to forgo the usual ignoramia, griping, and inert gases - whilst I orate, pontificate and bloviate about... the fairer sex! We don't do much of that round here; we tend to respect our few female visitors and recognize true, strong women - and not the nauseating phonies and homonculii we are subjected to almost daily.

Kim du Toit has made me physically ill when the old letch starts perving out over old fatties and female starlets that passed their expiration dates ages ago. I have since learned that when that guy starts getting horned out about women or cars - it's best to either have a barf bag handy or maybe be somewhere else, HAR HAR HAR!!! I am perfectly comfortable making fun of him because I know I will never be old, fat and gross like he is.... errrrrmmmmmm... what is that horrible stink coming over my blog??? Gawd - it reeks in here!!! Who keeps doing that?!?! You'd think this place is a bloody latrine!!! Can somebody hit the fan, please?

Harrrrrummmppppffpfppfffff!

Yesterday I found myself perving out over Jane Badler - a feature starlet in awful sci-fi show back in the 80's.



I'd take the long way around that one, men. 
She is actually a deadly flesh-eating lizard person underneath that skin suit!

Quartermain! Your're up! This one's for you!
We'd better put our best man on the job!

A helpful  anonymous visitor commented on how she had developed that "mega-bitch" look. I think he's right, and that TV show would have sucked much harder without her. She deserved a place in much better productions, IMHO. But she crushed that role in spite of the bad screenplay, and no bones about it. 

Helen Hunt's name came up. She is the polar opposite of Jane. She looks like a kind soul and from everything I read, she was a lady in every sense of the word. She could turn men into mush even in a pit like Hollywood. But who knows... I may be misinformed on that. I am not one for celebrity culture. I prefer my quiet life living under a rock deep within Stubfart Forest.




Does Helen have a bitch face? I think it'd be best for everyone 
if ALL the tards gave her a pass..
She is clearly meant for much better men,
HAR HAR HAR!!!
😆🖕


Whatever happened to her? She just seemed to come and go, without 'getting any 'Hollywood' on her, if ya catch my drift. Was Hollywood always a pit? Am I idealizing it in my memory? It just seems that the people there seemed to be of a much better sort back in the day. 

My vote for the prettiest bitch in the world goes to Eva Green.




This chick can go from a brimstone-stinking, venom-spitting
fuel injected demon...
to a beautiful angel ... with the crack of a smile.
I think a lot of that is the make up.
She has starred in a LOT of bad fantasy and horror
shows that I could never get into.

If I'm not mistaken, Hollywood DID get to her in the end, as it has with so many other starlets. But... whadda I know? I have no idea what a Kardashian is or why I should care. No idea who Kanye West is either - except that the wanks on Blab are laughing like hell because he said something bad about eeeeeevil jews or something. 

If I have made any errors, perceived or actual - feel free to enlighten us in the comments! I hope your Friday is quick and fast, and that you have some fun lined up for the weekend. Try not to get old, fat and gross!!!

Cheers!!!

11 comments:

  1. Eva Green as Vesper ( sp?) in Casino Royale was so drop dead gorgeous... but it was her personality that shone thru so you just knew this was as quality as it gets. Yeah.

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  2. Jane Badler - jew
    Helen Hunt - jew
    Eva Green - jew

    What a cohencidence.

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  3. I like the 80's big hair, petite, good hip to waist ratio, its based off of fibonochi series science it makes men want to reproduce. Women even from the 80's looked like what women should, physique, etc... watching old westerns and seeing women of the 50's and 60's is amazing. In comparison the women now in movies are disgusting inside and out, the women of general society are fat disgusting, vile, bitchy slam hogs, so mnay even bigger than a lot of men. Used to work in Asia-Pacific region a lot, Many asian women still look and act like what women should be like at least in my reclusium. American white women are a real problem, hence the Karen type. White american Men didnt handle their business.

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    1. Yup, you can keep the chunky thighed fat armed with an attitude bitches.

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  4. I was the one who commented yesterday and I have to admit that in my teen years, I was inexplicably attracted to the MegaBitch look in a woman. I chased after it in high school girls and was crushed time and again. In my mid-20s, I found and married a woman who had that “look” and like a moth to a flame, I was destroyed. There is a reason why they look the way they do- as a warning to men. Yes they look good, but man are they soul-crushing.

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  5. She's pretty but a real freak.
    Isabella Adjani, gets my vote for classic dark-haired beauty.

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    1. Not bad when she was younger. Saw a photo from last year. She did not age well and has obviously had plastic surgery. It distorts her face.

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    2. Oh really, I haven't seen a pic of her in at least twenty years, but I'll take your word for it.

      Too bad, nothing wrong with aging gracefully. Bill Burr has a bit about plastic surgery that is funny as hell, too bad she did not take his advice!

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  7. I get the feeling that ole Kim was sexually abused by a fat old hag as a kid and it messed up his sexuality. He seems sickeningly OK with sexualizing the under aged.

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  8. Post a picture of Horse Face PM of New Zealand.
    Now that is a bitch face if there ever was one.

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