Breakfast in bed…
I don’t get it it. Better men than I will ever be get married, used and abused by women that aren’t fit to shine their shoes or empty spittoons in a cat house. My wife gets up early, on a Monday… and makes me breakfast in bed.
I start this day as king of the world! Bow and scrape before me, O unworthy tards! And bask in my magnificence!
you must worship at her footstool
Bagles and toast? She's trying to fatten you up! And where's the bacon?ReplyDelete
I knew it. You got the last of the Women. Well done.ReplyDelete
Where's the ketchup for the bagel?ReplyDelete
You have chosen wisely. A buddy is about to lose half after decades of hard work and a sibling once had a wifey bolt with his tax return and spend $8000 paying off her student loan debt.ReplyDelete
I'll rethink there is no one out there for you.
I see breakfast includes tums....ReplyDelete
That was the first thing that came to my mind as well.Delete
Puzzling, I see a bottle of Tums on your nightstand... How good a cook is she?ReplyDelete
As Bugs Bunny would say "ahhhhhh shadap"ReplyDelete
Don't tell us, tell her. She's a keeper.ReplyDelete
Did you detect any almond flavor in your breakfast?ReplyDelete
Get rid of that crappy pepper shaker and get one that grinds fresh peppercorns - huge, yuge difference!ReplyDelete
The only adjectives that fit you are "lucky f...ing bastard".ReplyDelete
I don’t see any bacon.ReplyDelete
Good women are the best.ReplyDelete
Every day when i get home from work, there's a bowl of hot water on a towel in front of my chair to rest my weary feet in and a mug of good strong tea on the side, dogs come for a fuss, life's good.
If you have one of these rare gems of womanhood cherish her.
My tip, think Latin, no nagging passionate warm hearted and totally loyal, will defend their loved ones whatever the cost.
“… a mug of good strong tea”. You misspelled “coffee”Delete