Breakfast in bed…
I start this day as king of the world! Bow and scrape before me, O unworthy tards! And bask in my magnificence!
Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted
gosh!
ReplyDeleteyou must worship at her footstool
Bagles and toast? She's trying to fatten you up! And where's the bacon?
ReplyDeleteI knew it. You got the last of the Women. Well done.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the ketchup for the bagel?
ReplyDeleteYou have chosen wisely. A buddy is about to lose half after decades of hard work and a sibling once had a wifey bolt with his tax return and spend $8000 paying off her student loan debt.
ReplyDeleteI'll rethink there is no one out there for you.
I see breakfast includes tums....
ReplyDeleteThat was the first thing that came to my mind as well.
DeleteBear Claw
Puzzling, I see a bottle of Tums on your nightstand... How good a cook is she?
ReplyDeleteAs Bugs Bunny would say "ahhhhhh shadap"
ReplyDeleteDon't tell us, tell her. She's a keeper.
ReplyDeleteDid you detect any almond flavor in your breakfast?
ReplyDeleteGet rid of that crappy pepper shaker and get one that grinds fresh peppercorns - huge, yuge difference!
ReplyDeleteThe only adjectives that fit you are "lucky f...ing bastard".
ReplyDeleteTree Mike
I don’t see any bacon.
ReplyDeleteFitty
Good women are the best.
ReplyDeleteEvery day when i get home from work, there's a bowl of hot water on a towel in front of my chair to rest my weary feet in and a mug of good strong tea on the side, dogs come for a fuss, life's good.
If you have one of these rare gems of womanhood cherish her.
My tip, think Latin, no nagging passionate warm hearted and totally loyal, will defend their loved ones whatever the cost.
“… a mug of good strong tea”. You misspelled “coffee”
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