“The earth is degenerating today. Bribery and corruption abound. Children no longer obey their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching.” - Assyrian tablet, c. 2800 BC

The earth is degenerating. I can’t stop farting. Donald Trump is on Twatter. The kids don’t know what bathroom to use. The president is a pedophile….and the earth is going to suffocate on green house gases…