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Thursday, 24 November 2022

The Filthie Gourmet Gets The Vapours


I'm turning Japanese
I'm turning Japanese 
I'm turning ping-pong...

So what we got going on here today is rice, broccoli, and I think they're bean sprouts. The metamucil is to keep me from packing up and getting owly and grumpy like Phil and Cederq. I have been watching the Japs and they have the coolest little cookers where ya just throw everything in it, plug it in... and food comes out.

Ya gotta be careful because those clippers can eat stuff we can't. (I'm talking things like tentacles and strange looking vegetables - possibly from another planet). Whatever - we will play it safe here and stick with what we know. 

Wish me luck everyone - I'll let ya know how it turns out!


  1. Who you calling Grumpy, Peckerhead?

    You won't catch me eating that shit, that's for damn sure.
    These arteries ain't gonna harden themselves dammit.

    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

      What about the Metamucil though Phil?

  2. do you actually have a japanese cooking device? we have a rice cooker with a veg steaming basket on top and we love it!
    our former rice cooker [panasonic] was a gift and would keep rice warm for hours without burning. very good appliance for the grain eaters out here

  3. Been a long time since I've heard that song. One hit wonder.

  4. If you use enough Metamucus, you won't need to use your kitchen tongs as dookie snaggers. Sometimes when I have issues, found it works to step on end of it with a boot heel and stand up. Keep a yardstick close by to kill it with, though. (Sorry Ms. Harvey. In the desert of west Texas, your imagination is the only playground.)