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Thursday, 8 December 2022

Filthie Roulette #5

 Is it number 5 already? Time flies when you’re having fun! Why - I haven’t had this much fun since the storied Hip Wader Roullette out at Possum Lodge with Red and Harold. Gawd, I miss those guys. In that one, the fellas put on their hip waders, filled ‘em up with dry ice - and duct taped them closed at the top. The last guy to explode won the game! I think Bill won that last time… here’s a vid explaining the science of it:


Can you imagine the slap and the sting as the vulcanized rubber fails under thousands of PSI pressure? And the BOOOM!!!! 

😂👍

Sigh. Those were good days - but it’s the current year, and we have our own game to play, don’t we? For those of you just joining us - you may want to pass at this point! Clicking on the page break is like pulling the trigger in a game of Russian Roulette! The odds now are horrible: there is a 1 in 2 chance of a monstrosity lurking below the fold! What will you find? A comely lass with curves in all the right places? Or a never-before-published pic of Whoopi Goldberg in the nude?

GAH!🤢

Make your mistake!



Sigh…. Welp…that was a pantaloon filler, wanninit? That the hell of the innernet right? Ya can’t un-see things. My first introduction to internet porn was entitled, “Two Girls, One Cup”. I don’t think I was ever right in the head again after that! It nearly destroyed me. 

But today - we live! Enjoy! Our time is too short! For our game draws to its final bitter conclusion in the next round. Are you courageous enough to face the prospect of the deepest scars possible? Those that rend your psyche? Personal honour demands that if you’ve played with us so far, you MUST finish the game with us too! Cowardice is not an option! 

I hope your Thursday is going well! Thanks for dropping in!



7 comments:

  1. Quando omni flunkus moritati

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  2. I fell for that 1 cup movie myself once too.

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  3. Now comes the question of whether we are playing roulette with a 6 shot cylinder, or with a 7 or 8 shot cylinder.

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  4. Haha! Still beating that roulette challenge!

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  5. Pull trigger, click……..he he he, Pull trigger, click……..he he he, Pull trigger, click……..he he he, Pull trigger, click……..he he he, Pull trigger, click……..he he he,

    Shit happen

    Great lookin’ babe

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  6. she looks like she would hurt a guy. still, it might be fun for a while

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