Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Monday, 19 December 2022

The Filthie Gourmet Takes Out A Contract

 I want this man kilt. 

Oh gawd, I’m gonna hurl! 🤢🤢🤢🤢 HURK! HURK!!!🤮🤮🤮

When I was a kid I was forced by my parents to eat a plate of that shit AND boiled fucken cabbage.

I have seen the elephant…

😵

14 comments:

  1. I double dog dare you to perform the dirty deed whilst I eat a big bowl of bean and ham and a nice succulent plate of Irish Steamed cabbage, and a liter of the nastiest beer we can find, what say you? Are you up to dueling bungholes at 50 feet(15.24m to you canucks) best man wins?

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  2. I’m coming for you.

    And I’m bringing an egg beater, a garlic mincer and a cheese grater… you will rue the day you arrogant WORM….
    😡

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  3. Steamed cabbage, corned beef with sweet-hot mustard, fried spuds, and some Fat Tire to wash it all down. Heaven.

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  4. I do agree on the boiled cabbage. However, what do you have against a great big helping of magical fruit?

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  5. If you wind up with a case of colonic expulsions, make sure the chambers not loaded before a dry-fire.

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  6. And just last week you were saying that you LIKE canned spinach. You're definitely a tad bit weird Glen.

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  7. just had that and some cornbread for lunch. i am hence fortified for the day and the old lady's fate is sealed for this evening and night.

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  8. Give Filthie a break, everybody. He's Canadian--he doesn't know any better. All that snow freezes brain cells, and they don't ever recover. At least he hasn't deteriorated to Slow Joe or Aesop levels yet.

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  9. I feel a 3 way chili coming on and will join that contest.

    Bear Claw

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    1. I’ll kill you ALL!!!
      🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

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  10. I'd eat that.
    But, the most important part of what you said was offing a certain person. I agree it needs doin. I'm in for a ( K ) towards expenses.
    Like a rabid animal, some things just need put down.
    It could be considered a mercy killing in his case.

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  11. Hamhocks and Beans or cabbage is good eating. Almost as good as hog jowls and an everything bagel with cream cheese.

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  12. No fair! That is chemical warfare.

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